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Austrian village is f**king tired of you mocking its name
Seeded on Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:08 PM EDT (MSN)
The village of @!$%#ing, Austria, has 104 residents, many of whom are really f**king tired of tourists stealing road signs with the village's name and.......
We Rode The Tornado Out - First hand look at the damage in Norman, OK
Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:17 AM EDT
Yesterday, I came home from my infusion and laid down for a nap. I was woke up by my wife yelling, "GET UP! I CAN SEE IT THROUGH THE WINDOW!!" "Damn it....see what?" "THE TWISTER! GET UP!!!" Even in my fog, I could hear the sirens in the back ground. I jumped out of bed a …
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@!$%# Civilians Say to Veterans - YouTube
Seeded on Fri Mar 9, 2012 12:36 PM EST (YouTube)
This video is so true about what civilians say to Veterans. The actors are actual vets and if you are a vet, you have probably heard most of these. They are funny.
Insurance for ... zombie attacks?
Seeded on Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:07 PM EDT (MSN)
These days, folks hoping to hedge their risks in what feels like an increasingly insecure world can buy policies to insure against identify theft, gadget obsolescence, having twins, kidnapping and divorce.
NASA launches sound bite gallery for ringtones, alarms - latimes.com
Seeded on Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:02 PM EDT (The L.A. Times)
NASA recently made historic sound bites available on its website to be downloaded to cellphones or computers as ringtones, alarms and notifications. Imagine your phones saying: "NASA, we have a problem" or "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"
Florida State Fan Sends Offensive Tweets To OU Player
Seeded on Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:24 PM EDT (News6, Tulsa)
A lot of Oklahomans are outraged over an apparent Florida State University fan sending offensive tweets to an OU player. The remarks take aim at the player's family and the Oklahoma City Bombing, among others. The tweets come as No. 1 OU plays No.
Looking Back Over The Year
Sat Dec 18, 2010 12:19 AM EST
It is almost 2011 and I for one will be glad when 2010 is gone and a part of history. As many of you know, my family had some losses this year. I lost a cousin and 3 uncles (one on my mother sides, 2 on my father's side), my wife lost her sister and Grandmother.
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Shut the @!$%# up!
Wed Nov 3, 2010 2:26 AM EDT
Yeah....you heard me. Shut the @!$%# up if you did not vote! You had your chance to display your voice at the ballot box and if you did not do it, then you have no reason to complain!
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When She Kissed, The Earth Moved! 5.1 Earthquake Hits Oklahoma!
Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:45 PM EDT
She was kissing me and it was full of passion. I felt the earth shake and thought that this had never happened before. Then she started licking my face! When she began to whimper, I opened my eyes and came out of my dream. I found the room shaking, HARD.
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Where is that Damn USAF Vet?
Fri Oct 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT
Been a hell of a year folks. First, my Cousin passed away, then my wife's sister, then I lost an Uncle, then my wife's Grandmother's passed, then I lost another Uncle.
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The Death of Angel
Wed May 26, 2010 6:21 PM EDT
As many of you know, I have been gone for a few months. Perhaps you did not notice, but I can not fault you for being as unobservant as I am. We have been dealing with a family problem and I have debated as to the issue of sharing this.
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DVD Review: Armored
Thu Apr 1, 2010 7:10 PM EDT
Armored is a straight up robbery flick.......At least till things go wrong. It is a bit predictable, but still has some unexpected twists and is star studded with a cast that works very well.
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Trolling Taken To New Extremes (Video)
Seeded on Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:28 PM EDT (msnbc.com)
Video: Online 'trolls' are increasingly preying on families with deceased children, posting cruel comments in various online forums. Plus: Where were adults in recent 'bullying' death?
DVD Review: The Vampire's Assistant
Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:32 PM EDT
As far as vampire movies go, The Vampire's Assistant is severely toned down. Cap this off with little to no blood and absolutely no gore and you know you have a movie made for young teens. Still, it isn't as bad at that may seem.
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DVD Review: Did You Hear About The Morgans?
Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:18 PM EDT
Did You Hear About The Morgans? is a humorous piece that has been done before, with only minor changes. If you have seen For Richer Or Poorer, then you have seen the similar movie. Still there are plenty of difference.
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What Guys Do?
Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:26 PM EDT
Being as bored as could be, I did what a lot of guys do. I slowly slid my hand into....... *RINGGGG* Phone rings. "Hello?" "Oh, hi Mom." "Yes...I am fine. You?" "That's good. "Okay....Be safe on your drive to church. Bye."
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7 Best (Or Worst?) Sci-Fi Illnesses
Seeded on Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:25 PM EDT (MSN)
The recent remake of George Romero's "The Crazies," in which an epidemic turns a town into homicidal maniacs, has me thinking about other great sci-fi movie illnesses. Aliens, evil corporations and the government are your usual culprits.
15 Noteworthy Websites That Changed The Internet
Seeded on Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:41 PM EDT (hongkiat.com)
There are millions of websites out there. Many of them are unique, either in small ways or in large ones. But the individual impact of any particular site on the overall Internet is generally negligible, if there's any impact at all.
Book Review: Long Lost
Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:28 PM EDT
Critics have claimed that New York Times Best Selling author Harlan Coben is witty. That actually IS an understatement. He has peppered his novel Long Lost with witty, sarcastic and some cool smart ass humor that would even make a hard core curmudgeon smile.
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Health Care 101: A consumer primer on Obama's bill
Seeded on Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:06 PM EDT (Yahoo! News)
WASHINGTON – It took lawmakers a year to shape President Barack Obama's health care bill. If it finally passes Congress, it'll take the better part of a decade to write the user manual for consumers and doctors, employers and insurance companies.
Rebuilding New York, One Lego at a Time
Seeded on Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:00 PM EDT ()
New York may be crumbling, but a German artist is doing his part to put it all back together. Jan Vormann and his assistants have been filling cracks, gaps and broken bricks with Lego blocks. Yup -- turns out structural repairs are just child's play.
Madrid could add siesta to list of protected Spanish cultural icons
Seeded on Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:57 PM EDT (Telegraph)
An application has been presented to Madrid authorities calling for the 'siesta' to be given a special cultural status to ensure its preservation.
DVD Review: Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:52 PM EDT
Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day is similar to Boondocks Saints, except better done and with plenty of side tracking humor laced through out.
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Time To Spring Forward - Day light Savings This Sunday
Seeded on Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:29 PM EST (Chris Matthews 'Birthers Are Crackers' Defends... | Gather)
Here's a reminder for you folks who have to work this weekend: Daylight Saving Time begins on Sunday.
Royal Gaff: "Do You Work In A Strip Club?"
Seeded on Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:24 PM EST (Sky.com)
The Duke of Edinburgh asked a sea cadet if she worked at a strip club, according to reports.
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