Log In | Register
MY CHRISTMAS POEM
Twas two days before Christmas,
And I gather the gifts,
I had to wrap all,
And I had to move quick.
I grabbed all the tape,
The boxes and bows,
Ran to my room,
But then stubbed my toe.
I yelped and hopped,
And jumped down the hall,
I only fell once,
But that was not small!
As I jumped to my feet,
The ribbon got caught,
And it got all tangled,
Around my knees in a knot!
I fought for my balance,
But let go of the bows,
They sprinkled about,
Just like they were snow!
As I lunged forward,
The paper then fell,
The Scotch tape unrolled,
And I thought, "What the hell?"
I bounced off the wall,
And then I did slip,
The tape started sticking,
And next thing I flipped!
I fell in the paper,
The ribbon and bows,
The tape made it stick,
And a Bow hit my nose!
I twisted in pain,
And rolled on my back,
Next thing I knew,
I was wrapped like a sack!
I waited until,
My wife found me there,
Wrapped all in paper,
And bows in my hair!
She gently unwrapped me,
Then gave me a kiss,
Then quickly told me,
I was her greatest gift!
My ego was saved,
And this I declare,
Next year it's Pro-wrappers,
Get my business I swear!
Merry Christmas Everyone! I hope you enjoyed my poem.
